February 2012
tiffanyfocks:
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
Stewart: You’re telling me Rick Santorum’s perfect America is a land full of naïve 16 to 17 year old girls in Catholic school uniforms who believe whatever Santorum tells them?
Williams: That’s nasty, Jon.
Stewart: What?
Williams: But yes. That is exactly what Rick Santorum wants.
monday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
tuesday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
wednesday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
thursday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
friday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
saturday: lol no school
sunday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
butthorn:
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
When teachers give you an assignment and say:... →
totally-relatable:
