January 2011
Just bitches ruining my life.
FROM THAT MOMENT FORWARD, I PICKED UP ANYTHING...
AND I HOISTED IT OVER MY HEAD AND I ATE NOTHING BUT PROTEIN SHAKES, FALCON EGGS, AND ROCKS!
Thomas, Finnegan, let's go.
I want you guys to take these and practice hitting each other with them, ok? You guys are the beaters.
Is this right? Yes, Dean, that’s good. That’s very good.
Dear Darren Criss,
You are awesome.
Signed, Universe.
“Draco, kill him!”
“I… I can’t…”
“Coward! Ten points from Gryffindor!”
– Severus Snape, A Very Potter Musical (via dutchdisaster)
http://youmayloveme.tumblr.com/post/2536432073/coll... →
“My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I despise gingers and Mudbloods, I hate...”
– Draco Malfoy (via thefrankinator)
“I can’t go to Pigfarts. It’s on Mars! You need a rocketship! Do you have a...”
– Draco Malfoy - A Very Potter Musical (via aliteratelife)
NO NO NO NO.
Happy New Year!
“There’s no way we’re gonna leave it up to chance. There’s no damn way we’re...”
– No Way- A Very Potter Musical Sequel
I take my foot. My little foot.
Dumbledore: Another special welcome to our newest edition to Gryffindor, Mr. Ginny Weas- Mrs. Ginny Weasley.
Ginny: Yeah, I'm a girl and um, although, aren't you suppose to be sorted by the, uh Sorting Hat?
Dumbledore: Well um... funny thing happened to the Sorting Hat. He actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he, and the Scarf of Sexual Preference, aren't going to back until next year! Basically I've been just putting anyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, anyone who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin, and the other two can just go where ever the hell they want, I don't really care.
Cedric: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!
Dumbledore: What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
