anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
"what’s it like working with darren?"
like jumping into a waterfall on a hot summers day.
* puKE S UP SANTA HAT* i m so pUmped for chRISTMAS iM GOnna fuCK A REINDEER
please don’t fuck a reindeer
tOO FUCKING L A TE
windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come
Whatever Obama, we still won the Great GIF-War of 2012.
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